If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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