So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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