does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
