I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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