he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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