We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
4 words: hood of his car
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i think im in europe. pls send help
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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