We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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