I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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