Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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