Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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