biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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