Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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