i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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