May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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