Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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