How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
