We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Everyone says I win the strip club
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Text me some of your sweat
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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