I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
