I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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