Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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