Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I don't think brook has ever known best
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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