Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
