She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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