they need to just BURY HIM!
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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