she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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