Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Someone shattered a urinal.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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