therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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