I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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