What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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