she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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