i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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