Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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