No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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