told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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