Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
