You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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