I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
