i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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