That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
