you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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