Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize