who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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