Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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