the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
A+ Viking dick
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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