The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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