Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
