the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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