Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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