You surviving the open bar?
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My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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