good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
did you just send me my own nude
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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