I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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