And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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