Why are handjobs necessary in class?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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