Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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