D3 body, D1 cock
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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