the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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