Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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